Dark Alley Experience

As I regained conscientiousness, I remember asking myself how in the world did I get here? I began wondering what I had done prior to waking up in the alley. I wondered if I had gone to a party and if one of my friends had played a trick on me. After a while I came to the conclusion that I had been on my way home from a friends house after we had been sucking in a lot of helium out of balloons, and had been to stubborn and wouldn't let anyone give me a ride home.
Now as I was still waking up, I seen headlights turning into the opposite end of the alley. I jumped behind a dumpster and sat there until they passed. After the dust had settled down from the vehicles passing I jumped up and ran as fast as could towards my house. While I was on my way home I had to stop for some air, since I was so out of shape. When I had arrived in my front yard, I knew I had to make it into the house quietly or my mom would be heated.
I began to unlock the door as quietly as possible, without waking anyone up. Just as I had got the door to our vestibule open I began to peak into the house to see if anyone was awake, it look dark and as if no one was. When I opened the front door, I thought I had made it in without anyone noticing. Just as I was shutting the door behind me, I felt someone tap on my should and say "and just where have you been." I had to sit down and explain the story, only changing it a tad bit when I said my friends were the ones that I blame. My mom gave me a whole little lecture about how bad stuff could have happened to me and I got grounded for a week.