Thanksgiving Haiku

Fat Turkeys
Filled with lots of juice
The main dish of most tables
Delicious

Dark Alley Experience

As I regained conscientiousness, I remember asking myself how in the world did I get here? I began wondering what I had done prior to waking up in the alley. I wondered if I had gone to a party and if one of my friends had played a trick on me. After a while I came to the conclusion that I had been on my way home from a friends house after we had been sucking in a lot of helium out of balloons, and had been to stubborn and wouldn't let anyone give me a ride home.
Now as I was still waking up, I seen headlights turning into the opposite end of the alley. I jumped behind a dumpster and sat there until they passed. After the dust had settled down from the vehicles passing I jumped up and ran as fast as could towards my house. While I was on my way home I had to stop for some air, since I was so out of shape. When I had arrived in my front yard, I knew I had to make it into the house quietly or my mom would be heated.
I began to unlock the door as quietly as possible, without waking anyone up. Just as I had got the door to our vestibule open I began to peak into the house to see if anyone was awake, it look dark and as if no one was. When I opened the front door, I thought I had made it in without anyone noticing. Just as I was shutting the door behind me, I felt someone tap on my should and say "and just where have you been." I had to sit down and explain the story, only changing it a tad bit when I said my friends were the ones that I blame. My mom gave me a whole little lecture about how bad stuff could have happened to me and I got grounded for a week.

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John the Panda

Living in the woods isn't always easy, sometimes you just want to experience the human life. For me, I just wanted to go down one of them fun things they call a slide. So it all started one summer day when I woke up I had just had a dream of sliding down a slide. The temptation had got to me, I just had to do it. So I began walking out of the woods and up to a close house. When I got to the house I started to peek over the fence to see if everything was clear, it was no one was there. I began to ease of the corner of the fence as easy as I could so I would draw any attention. After I got over, I ran as fast as I could to the slide. After getting there I climbed up the ladder and found out real quick I was scared of heights. I began quivering I was so terrified, but I new I had to hurry and get down before someone seen me. Just as I had built up the courage to go down I heard some yell "John get down." I instantly recognized the voice, it was my mom's. She had followed me out of the woods, knowing that I was up to something. She was peaking around from the edge of the house trying to get my attention. With a sudden leap of courage I went slid down the slide. It was amazing I thought to myself, as I was running towards my mom. When I had finally gotten on the other side of the fence again I was in shock that I had really gone down a slide for the first time ever.